Help Feed the Burning Heart of Mattopia

Changing the world is no easy task and the difficulties of doing so have caused some, trampled by the incessant wear and tear of daily life, to declare, "The dream is over."

Well, we at MATTAID firmly believe in making dreams come true. To that end, we are the driving force behind the Campaign for a Better Mattopia and we will not back down.

That mantra is the catalyst behind the creation of MATTAID. It is a not-for-profit organization empowered with the directive to raise the exorbitant amount of money required for Mattimus to follow his bliss. And when Mattimus is allowed to follow his bliss... well, a better Mattopia is the inevitable result.

However, bliss-following, while a noble concept and key to self-fulfillment, is an expensive proposition. That goes double for Mattimus, as he likes to live large. And now, friends, Mattopia is facing a new crisis: the marketing juggernaut of a new Indiana Jones movie is threatening the financial stability of the entire republic. Couple that with rumors growing louder and louder that a new U2 album will be released in 2008 (with, no doubt, a tour in 2009) and the situation is dire. The time to show your support is NOW!

MATTAID helps make the magic happen.
MATTAID provides the funds for Mattimus to follow rock bands and travel around the world.
MATTAID quenches Mattimus' thirst for Guinness and Heineken and supports the cultivation of his appreciation of fine wines.
MATTAID supports Mattimus' enjoyment of all things "live" (music, theatre, sports, etc.).
MATTAID helps Mattimus dress fashionably (occasionally) via his Burberry and French Connection fetishes.

In short, MATTAID affords Mattimus the opportunity to maintain a truly balanced life.

MATTAID also supports an outreach program, called Hands Across Mattopia (HAM), for those down times between world tours. HAM works in tandem with the International Committee for a Better Mattopia (ICBM). The committee has agents around the globe seeking out opportunities that might interest Mattimus in his pursuit of world domination.

In short, MATTAID is a campaign of shock and awe. The only possible outcome is catastrophic success.

Help us help you help Mattimus. Give, people! Give 'til it hurts! Show your altruistic spirit and give your all to help this megalomaniac live large. We know you don't want anything in return, but the beautiful thing is you will receive true personal satisfaction from having helped make the magic happen.

Use PayPal for online donations by clicking here:

Finally, be sure to visit the The Mattopian Duty Free Online Store for all your Mattopian needs. Wear your allegiance with pride - boxers and thongs are readily available - and help spread the word!

Mattimus thanks you.

P.S. - The ICBM is feverishly lobbying to expand Mattopia's global influence by gaining recognition of Mattopia's contributions to the world economy. The goal is admittance to the annual Economic Summit of the 20 (also known as the G20 or "G19 plus Russia"). Declare your support for the G21 and contact your congressperson TODAY!

Remember: Together, We CAN Build A Better Mattopia!