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    The following information is provided merely as a courtesy and a convenience by the publishers of The Mattopia Times. In the event of a real situation, please contact your local PRM security ministry office for important, life-saving details.

    Universal Symbol

    Color Code

    Situation

     

    Burnt Sienna

    DUCK! Danger! Danger!


    White

    Steaming cup of coffee. Things are gettin' hot.


    Brown

    Smoldering cigar. The first sign something's in the air.


    Yellow

    John Lennon shades. All's cool, Man. Peace out.


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