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Universal Symbol
Color Code
Situation
Burnt Sienna
DUCK! Danger! Danger!
White
Steaming cup of coffee. Things are gettin' hot.
Brown
Smoldering cigar. The first sign something's in the air.
Yellow
John Lennon shades. All's cool, Man. Peace out.
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