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    Never Forget

    Blahg: 7 April 2017

    Opening Day 2017 at Coors Field

    Opening Day 2017: Play Ball!

    Travel: 19 March 2017

    Bangkok, Thailand Ha Long Bay, Vietnma Bagan, Myanmar

    • Thailand
    • Vietnam
    • Myanmar

    Tech: 9 April 2017

    iPhone in Myanmar

    Vacation 2017: What's It For?

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    The Book of Joy

    The Book of Joy: Lasting Happiness in a Changing World
    by the Dalai Lama and Archbishop Desmond Tutu with Douglas Abrams

    As Abrams' introduction notes, "... it sounds a little like a joke: A Buddhist, a Christian, and a Jew walk into a bar..."

    Nonetheless, the Dalai Lama and the Archbishop have endured a lot — and they're still smiling.

    The Quotable Times

    "Walk it off."
    — The advice of a doctor at St. Bart's Hospital, London, to Mattopia Jones

    "My phone number is reserved for Bono and booty calls. It never rings."
    — Mattopia Jones

    "You've got to dream up the kind of world you want to live in — you've got to dream out loud, in high volume!"
    — Bono

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